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    November 29

    在DB里放感情才是正经事!(转)

    manager review database 是一件开心事。举例如下:

    小朋友写到:

    --客户通过与工商局的沟通,声称可以搞定工商局;
    --**为客户预提的每年支付给政府部门的保护费;
    --客户的**工程正在如火如荼地进行中,因此有工程上的承诺事项。
    ma还说:
    此外,自从db用中文写以来,很多标点符号开始有露脸的机会了。尤其是感叹号。经常可以看见在recap或者reasonableness test之后小朋友兴致勃勃地写:无差异!或者是:结果令人满意!瓦赛,终于re了,真不容易啊,兴奋兴奋!看得我心情很起伏,每看到一个感叹号就一惊。看来标点符号这个东西确实很有表达力,很有内涵。
    于是,ma提议:
    --我们审阅了明细帐,发现客户没有预提审计费,狂汗!
    --我们审阅了明细帐,发现不靠谱的客户居然没有预提审计费以港。
    --我们审阅了明细帐,发现客户没有预提审计费,如魔似幻地飘走~~~
    --我们审阅了明细帐,发现客户没有预提审计费,我们顿时被雷到了!哦!
    --我们审阅了明细帐,发现客户没有预提审计费。我们说:滚!
    --我们审阅了明细帐,发现客户没有预提审计费,我们提出了调整,就酱!
    --我们审阅了明细帐,发现客户没有预提审计费,客户真是太港了,港的都没边了。
    --******我是客户没有预提审计费的分隔线************
     
    但是我们的趴不comfort了。。
    趴看了这点wording,在昏过去之前说:滚!

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    Zoe Chenwrote:
    菲菲加油!!!
    Feb. 28
    erya tanwrote:
    看不大懂额 原地滚两圈~
    Dec. 1
    璐颖 石wrote:
    超搞笑!我也要转!
    Nov. 30
    lvyuanwrote:
    我看懂了,还是上海话版本的pwc黑话,
    Nov. 30
    teresa chenwrote:
    唉,看也看不懂的。。。。。难怪四大和我say byby~~~
    Nov. 30
    Chen Huangwrote:
    小朋友太有才了,不过再有才额小朋友被Q到最后也麻木了
    慢慢学习,不过我觉得搞定工商局还是很Comfort的,^_^
    Nov. 29

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